Stories.... very old

So last night, Emili, Mom, and myself all went to bed. Yep, that's right... we fit too. Anyway, Mom decided that she was going to tell Emili the "sleepy town" story. We have all heard the sleepy town story. The sleepy town train picks up: Merc and Pops, Gwen and Jack, Mary, Shingi, and the kids, then Clay, Alyssa, Mom, Dave(who sleeps in the back, due to snoring) and finally the train arrives in Lomira. Well, the sleepy town train is a fine story, but I think the story I told was even better.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This story is about a boy named Bayton Bichard Ball.
There once was a boy with a big head, who use to wear really big underwear.
The boy liked to eat lettuce and mayo sandwiches and crunch pickles in bed..crunch.. crunch.
One night the boy with the big head,decided that he wanted to go hunting in the middle of the night. The boy put on his boots and went down the hallway.. trippity, tramp. The boy got to the back door and slammed the door. The noise awoke his sister. She went to the garage to see what was happening. The sister gazed upon the boy with the big head and asked him what he was doing. The boy replied," I am going for a spin around the block."
The sister said, "No, you need to go back to bed."
So the boy with the big head, and just wearing the big underwear and hunting boots, tramped back down the hallway and crawled into bed.
The next day the boy awoke, and asked why he was wearing hunting boots.:)



We all had a good laugh...including Grandma.

So make sure that you think of the boy with the big head..tommorrow.... it is a special day for him.
Love you!
Megan